I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
(Source: sheamnessy, via lmaogtfo)
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
(Source: sparklebuns, via wowfunniestposts)
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
NEVER RISK!!!!!!
._.sorry im meant to be staying at hers for the week
and i love my mum so im not risking it.
928 seconds wtf
MOMMY
MOTHER NO.
Touch my momma and you’ll die in 9.28 seconds!
Gah!!! It’s around again!
GTFO MOTHER KILLING POST!
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